I only have ornaments on the upper half of my tree.
I don't have as much hair as I used to.
I try and find a parking spot by the shopping carts.
My house is rarely as clean as I would like it.
If I don't take a shower during nap time, I don't take a shower.
I buy whole milk.
I now have a permanent outie.
Sometimes I wear my pajamas all day long.
I either go to the bathroom with the door shut and kids crying or with the door open and them trying to crawl up onto the toilet.
I sneak food, if I don't I have to share.
If all I hear is silence I start to worry.
I'm the happiest person on earth!