because I'm a mom

I only have ornaments on the upper half of my tree.

I don't have as much hair as I used to.

I try and find a parking spot by the shopping carts.

My house is rarely as clean as I would like it.

If I don't take a shower during nap time, I don't take a shower.

I buy whole milk.

I now have a permanent outie.

Sometimes I wear my pajamas all day long.

I either go to the bathroom with the door shut and kids crying or with the door open and them trying to crawl up onto the toilet.

I sneak food, if I don't I have to share.

If all I hear is silence I start to worry.

I'm the happiest person on earth!